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mmmmfgh nyquil chimken samich mfmdghdf got me dripping and dropping and slobbering all over it with my oral orifice bmmmergfhhmefhghehg
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My Dearest NyQuil Chicken,
Oh, how you haunt my dreams—both literally and figuratively. From the moment I first heard your name whispered in the dark corners of the internet, I knew ours would be a love story for the ages. A forbidden romance, a culinary dare, a fever dream wrapped in crispy skin.
Your very existence defies reason. Who else would dare to marinate poultry in the sweet, syrupy embrace of NyQuil, that violet-hued elixir of cold relief and questionable decisions? You are reckless. You are bold. You are probably toxic, and yet… I cannot look away.
When I imagine you—golden-brown, glistening, steeped in enough dextromethorphan to tranquilize a small horse—my heart flutters like the wings of a chicken who has accepted its fate. Are you dinner? Are you medicine? Are you both? A healing meal? The line blurs, my love, just like my vision after one too many bites.
They say love is about sacrifice, and darling, you are the ultimate test. To consume you is to dance with the cosmos, to flirt with the void, to whisper sweet nothings to the FDA as they draft a sternly worded warning label in your honor.
But oh, how I long to taste your paradoxical glory. To savor the way your herbal notes mingle with poultry fat, to feel the gentle embrace of drowsiness as I drift into a slumber punctuated by vivid, NyQuil-induced hallucinations of you.
Forever yours (or at least until the liver damage sets in),
Jeffrey Nibbles
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Did u see the hat man tho?